(D accidently put the sauce on the pizza crust before baking it, I scraped it off, he put it in the oven and then went to pull it out, top it, and put it back in, he got back into the living room)
M - How is the pizza crust??? Did it pre-bake alright???
D - Yay, it's fine, it just has a tan...
M - A tan???
D - A weird coloration... a little orange tint... a John Bahner tan.