Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Quote of the Day.

M - I'm worried.
D - Worried about what, that god will bring back the dinosaurs and you won't be able to run fast enough to get away from them???

Per This...

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Quote of the Day.

D - "K taught me how to use commas yesterday at lunch."
M - "What do you mean, what did she say about how to use commas???"
D - "Wait... commas... or apostrophes... which ones are up high???"
M - "Apostrophes??? You didn't know how to use Apostrophes???"
D - "I just sort of put them where they seemed right. But now I know the rule."


(D says we can't have children till I eat at least three different vegetables that are green... I say we can't have children till we can afford to send them to private schools... where they'll learn the difference between commas and apostrophes before they're 30).

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Quote of the Day.

D- "Yeah - well that's because while they were listening to Gilbert and Sullivan they couldn't think beyond whether to stab out their left eye, or their right eye."

In reference to a study referenced in This.