D - "K taught me how to use commas yesterday at lunch."
M - "What do you mean, what did she say about how to use commas???"
D - "Wait... commas... or apostrophes... which ones are up high???"
M - "Apostrophes??? You didn't know how to use Apostrophes???"
D - "I just sort of put them where they seemed right. But now I know the rule."
(D says we can't have children till I eat at least three different vegetables that are green... I say we can't have children till we can afford to send them to private schools... where they'll learn the difference between commas and apostrophes before they're 30).
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Seems like good rules to me!
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